Retrieving Mondays!!!!

I GIVE YOU.............THE iRan!!!!
pfff pffff...anyways this is pretty much the most dromatic story you will likely ever hear....and it goes somehing like this.....
Upon arriving at the wal-mart he, santiago cassina, stumbles across his friends, as he looks into their eyes his mind is instantly captivated by the over powering disire burning in their souls,....there is but one thing that can cause such desire, that thing..........is Pizza, and before santi could say ron weasly his friends, Gabe and Sam(henderson), had spun around and began the journey that would end in a harty meal. Dashing through the wal-mart, zooming past aisle after aisle, frantically heading for their destination, hearts beating so fast that you could....well...the rush of the moment was so built up that upon seeing their prize gabe could not contain himself and yeld out though the wal-mart,BRING ON THE DANCING PRUNES!!!!, in such magnitude that all the nerds glasses where immediatly shattered and all the braces where instantly melted to the teeth of their owners for ever.......

to be continued.....