I guess the winter makes you laugh a little slower...

...makes you talk a little lower about the things you could not show her....

Well......November is upon us...."Come on, the night of fun and fornication is upon us." WRITE THAT DOWN! And also, the blog is going back to BEER AND FAT CHICKS!!! wheeeeee

It's been an awesome year, and though it isn't entirely over yet...I just want to send my special regards to Jesus, my family, all my friends, and Mr. Johnnie Walker

It's getting cold, its time to stock up on cold medicine, Whhhhiskey! It's cold and it's getting good guys...I am very excited about buying nice clothes, like nice tight sweaters and coats, and wearing hats and drinking tea in the cold, watching the fog....enjoying some good scotch.....ooooooo it's nice guys...feel free to come visit me at Monterrey.cus that'd be fabulous!..Now I will leave you with a little photo and a strange questionnaire that will waste some of my life..yayyy...and some famous quotes that will probably spur you on to do absolutely nothing or perhaps commit serious murder! hahaa wheee





"Don't be an ANALyzer, just relax!"

"When life gives you lemons......add some tequila and make a margarita...or sell the lemons and get some beer"

"When life hands you shit, throw it at Carlos."

"What the hell man?! you're being rude to..the....other people."

Brian, "You're drunk."
Stewie, "You're sexy."


Where would you want to go on a first date?uhhh.....a ....I forgot....geez..this is tough...ahhh!! a petting zoo!!!!
Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?I dont really know..maybe..she came in through the bathroom window
Ever been kissed under fireworks? uhh no
Have you ever bungee jumped? No
What song are you listening to right now? Have You Seen Me Lately?
What was the last movie you watched? Van Wilder
Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property? yes....one time me mike paone , phil and kenji jumped into a farm and chased cows in the nude..dont ask me why!
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? uhhh.....if they are relaxed and happy..or if they are comfortabel with what they like and dislike
What's your favorite body part on the opposite sex? lower back, lips(depends!!), nose, legs!!
What do you usually order from Starbucks? expresso, or a capucchino
Say something totally random about yourself: I like scotch!!
Do you have an iPod? No..this funky MP3 that my dog dug his teeth into...
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? not really..sometimes...
Are you comfortable with your height? yeahh..im all right
Do you love someone right now? I love...Johnnie Walker??haha no I dont love anyone now
How tall are you? I have no idea
Do you speak any other language other than english? spanish....and the language of the mind!!yes!! I'm bulimic
What's something that really annoys you? ppl sparying their perfume or cologne while we are driving.....when my flask is empty.....when I cant find my stuff.....when the internet is slow
Do you like Michael Jackson? I love him!!!
Have you ever surfed? yeahh
Do you drive? kinda..
Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? haha yes....it was kinda exciting..but no I lvoe lfie..so no it wasn't so much fun..I've been scared ppl were gonna kill me....like weird or ugly ppl
Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? yes..and done it too
What color is your hair? uhhhhhh dark brown i guess....
Favorite non-alcoholic drink? uhh...geezz!!what a freaking stupid question
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?the guy who is drunk all the time and starts trying to fight the captain
Who do you live with? uhh lots of ppl...and the midget in my closet
Last thing you watched on TV? I don't remember
Do you wear glasses or contacts? no
Are you shy? I can be..tho some ppl tell me I am super loud sometimes
Are you selfish? not really..but i can be protective over my stuff and friends..
Are you spoiled?I think so.
Are you giving? yeahh
Do you flirt with your best friends boyfriend or girlfriend? haha I think I have..and if I havent I should just for the heck of it
Do you lie?yeah..sometimes..tho I am pretty honest and blunt sometimes
Are you conceited? uh..I dont know
Would you walk by an old lady carrying groceries? yeahhh...I like those old ladies..
Do you go out of your way to get attention? if I do..please fist my face or something...
Do you go out of your way to help someone? yes..tho that is really bad grammar there..
Have you ever kissed someone who is just a friend? uhh..noo..I only kiss my enemies...what an idiotic question
Do you believe in Magic? yeah..but I wouldnt wanna get to into it
Have you ever threatened someone? hahaha yahhh
Are you afraid of the dark? yeahhh
Have you ever lied to make someone happy? yeahh
Would you prefer soda or Juice? uhhhh beer?
You're really upset, who is the first guy you go to? uhh I dont know...
The first girl you go to?uhh..Kim, Jules, I dont know....geez this thing is long
If someone liked you right now, what would you tell them? uhhh..cool??haha depends on the person..
Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?both
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? katia
Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life? I think so..if not..then well..whatever
Which year has been the best and worst so far? god!!I have bad memory..I have no idea..but I have had good years..dont know when those years elapsed..but they were good..and this year has been great!
Has anyone ever been more important to you other than a family member? noooo...not really...but I treat my family and friends the same...I love them all!!
Last time you laughed really hard? today
Do you know anyone that is addicted to drugs? uhh..I think so...
What color are your eyes? hmm brown
Describe your life right now in one word: uhh...intense....hectic.....routine...fake ppl.....and then I take all those words...and wrap it in a bag and toss it..and have a drink...so NO!!! haha I am having a great time right now PTL...remember what your Uncle Santi told you! "When life hands you shit, throw it at Carlos."
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it? uhh..unfortunately noo....cus the things you want will always be something that you're not good enough for..
What is your favorite quote?" When life hands you shit, throw it at Carlos."
Ever snuck out of your house? uhh...I dont think so..I think I have..tho I never had weird anal parents so I could be my happy self
Ever got caught? yeah....real dumb stuff tho..you always get caught for stupid minor things..when other things you do are way "worse" per se..haha kinda dumb..but yeahh
Break someone’s heart or have your heart broken? no I dont have feelings cus feelings are gay....love is for girls and gays!!hahahaha
What did you do today? read depressing history of mexico..god....a country built on blood shed. political and economic instability, dept, ...independence they obtained for wrong and conflicting ideals ..ohh I ate peaches and cheerios with Jules
What are you going to do today? uhhh the day is over you big shit!
Do you like someone right this second? .uhh..not really..
Would you ever get a tattoo? yeah
Piercings? yes..
What was the last thing you ate? cheerios and peaches
Are you a morning person or a night person? night person..I love the night
What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead body? uhhhh..crap...I would probably freak out...who's the morbid creep who writes out these questions???that's a good question!
Do you like to spend time with people? yes
Are you a forgiving person? yeah..not cus I forgive a lot I just forget why we even disagreed or argued or wtv
If you could be a superhero, what power would you want? uhhh getting fatter and fatter and making other ppl fat..just for the heck of it...and also the ability to appear whatever I want
Three feelings at the moment?uhh..relaxation, boredom, in need of a good friend and a beer
What are you afraid of? disapointing someone I really care about....or.......big scary monsters
Last song you sang out loud? HAPINESS IS A WARM GUN!
Last thing downloaded on your computer? uhh..I dont know
Have you changed much this year?I think so
Do you play anything? guitar......I hate games at parties....uhhh twister..I dont know !!dumb questions..wasting my time..
Do you dress for style or comfort? both
What is your style like? I dont know..I rather other ppl tell me about that
What's the craziest thing you've done? uhh..I dont know..my life is crazy... I got almost arrested once
What's the stupidest thing you've done? uhh I dont know
If this was your very last moment to send a message to all those you love in the world, what would it be? GO GET DRUNK!!AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE!!!


Have you ever...
Sung someone to sleep? yeahhh
Been to a psychiatrist? yes
Baked a cake without a recipe? uhh I dont really bake
Recorded your voice? yeah..it was gay 12 year old stage
Written a novel? nope...tried with a friend of mine..didnt work
Had a paying job? uhhh....I think so..
Considered a paying job? yes
Lost a loved-one? uhh yeah
Been in a band? hahahah gay!!!noo
Danced in front of people? yeah
Wanted children? yeah..but I dont wanna take care of children any time soon
Been to a concert? yeah..all terrible
Cried yourself to sleep? uhh..hahaahI think so..when I was weird..ahha
Met someone famous? yeah..I think so...I cant remember ..god..
Wanted to be famous? yeah
Used a rhyming dictionary? uhh no
Drew/painted a piece of art to completion? yeah..I am really good
Streaked? of course..you havent felt freer until you do
Gone somewhere deliberately in the hopes of running into someone? yeah...I think so
Felt so incapable of expressing love that you cried? love is for girls and gays..and no I dont have feelings cus feelings are gay..ahahha
Written a song? haha yeah..stupid ones
Climbed a mountain? yeah
Wished you were the opposite gender? uhh thought about it..but no i cant cope with the thought of having to do guys
Stayed up all night?yes...I've been up all night..I might sleep all day!!!wheee
Been heartbroken? this is dumb
Been in love with someone who had no idea?god!! these questions...come up wiht soemthign fum..like have you ever had a nude dress up party with a bunch of chimpances and you best friend? tahst a good one