Hullo!!! ok....well..this is what happened on freenight(2 weeks ago.what happens on Retrieving Mondays!)....me, Santi, took a bus to the Wal-mart where Sam and Gabe met me there, and that's when it all began.......and I had a fragrance on, Gabe thought it was real potent, : "Almost as potent as the inspiration you give me to plumb through the deepest fathoms of my soul for a literary bounty of truth and loveliness", that was my answer to Gabe's statement
dum dum, three men........., DUM DUM!!!!, DOUBLE THE ACTION, DUM-DEE-DUM!!!!!, TRIPLE THE EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!! DIOUOIUOHSHODSPYBWPFS!!!!!!!!!!!(special sound effects).
at the stroke of 10:00 pm the Wal-mart was obscenely harrased by the most vicious, scary, wonderful, incredible, amazing, splendid, fantastic men. Walking in with one objective in mind.....PIZZA!!! making there way to the 5th aisle in a frantic search for edible goods their eyes fell upon the most gratuitous pizza ever, with a title that makes "Pizza Hut" look like a decrepit, smelly taco stand..........RED BARON!!!PICKING UP THE PIZZA!!!!!RUNNING SCARED!!!!!!!!IN A MAD DASH TOWARD BLOCKBUSTER!!!IN THEIR RACE AGAINST TIME!!TIME MAN SOLVED THEIR PROBLEMS!!IN ALLOWING THEM TO BREAK THE BARRIERS OF TIME AND REACH THEIR DESTINATION AND RETRIEVE THE MOVIE!!!!...........WOW!!
a tale.....a tale that will make 300 look like the teletubies having a chocolate-wrestiling match!!!!SAM!!!! SANTIAGO! GABE!!!! ON THEIR WAY TO HAVE SOME FUN!!!
THIS....IS....RETIGOATE!!!!!!!
P.S.: "We stink of good cheer." "After we've had our fill of bread and wine, we shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine!"
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and theres joan ... looking all sad
i voted dubmledoned..it was a tie up between that and your dad..but i don't know who dumbldoned is so i just went with that one..pretty safe i'd say
Damn you vile woman post something.....lest I be forced to hack in again and do it for you.....perhaps some more fat ladies on the beach...
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